Check out these superhero bookends. There are two options to choose from - Book And The Hero (HERE) and the Supershelf (HERE). They both make it look as though a tiny superhero is holding the books up! Clever. And they sure beat the hell out of the b

Check out these adorable animal planters selling for $15 a pop. They come in panda, rabbit, cat, and pig varieties, and the best part is, they water themselves! That means they have a better chance of surviving in my care. Not much a chance, mind you

WiperTags is selling Lightsaber Windshield Wiper Blades. They're going for upwards of $15 and come in blue, green, purple, and red. The company's also got dagger, Excalibur sword, chainsaw, katana, machete, and pirate sword varieties too. Something f

This is a picnic blanket that looks like an Oriental rug. It's going for $250 over on Amazon which seems a little steep for a picnic blanket. Still, I like to believe in Bizarro World someone's selling a rug that looks like a picnic blanket. And Biza

BigMouth Inc is selling this giant pizza blanket for $25. The product site swears it's perfect to use at the beach! But I imagine it's perfect to use anywhere you would use a blanket. Then again, what do I know? Maybe there's some blanket protocol I'

Kikkerland is selling this Pizza Night Light for just $6. It's a night light that looks like a pizza pizza on a paper plate. Did I just call a "piece of pizza" a "pizza pizza"? Yes. Yes I did. And you should too. Try it, you'll like it!

Have a Nice Life, Asshole is a breakup coloring book by Creative Collective. It's filled with 50 black and white salty illustrations for you to get lost in and forget about that monster and move the F on with your life. Man, breaking up is hard to do

Go ahead and file this one under L for LOLWUT, W for WTF, and I for I don't know how to explain this to you so I'm just gonna say it to you straight: M-16 gun corn cob holders exist, you guys. I don't know. If you want them, they're being sold over o

What happens when you graduate from college? You gotta graduate from a beer bong to a champagne bong! Because you're the fanciest alky there is! This is the Chambong, it's a bong for chugging your bubbly. You can score a set of two for just $40. Alte