Because the world is my oyster decanter, here's a Etched Glass Globe-Shaped Decanter. It's for BOOZE. Jk, it's for fancy drank. Sooo... spirits? First you fill the globe with fine brandy, port, or wine. Then, spin the globe to aerate! Damn, that's cl

Because the apocalypse is inevitable and bacon is all some of us have to live for, there's Canned Bacon. A case of 12 will set you back just under $160, but that's a small price to pay knowing that, even though the world as we know it is crumbling ar

Crazy Dog T-Shirts (not to be confused with Wacky Cat Turtle Necks) is selling this Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise tee. On the front it says 'Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise' and on the inside there's a ninja mask that you can pull over your head. Pre

Sand castles seem to fall into two different categories: really freaking amazing and absolutely dreadful. Oh, you filled a bucket with sand and turned it upside down? Fabulous. And I don't know about you, but the really large scale projects are never

This is soap made in the shape of a ring to suds up your hang down. It's appropriately called Weener Kleener. Or maybe inappropriately, actually, now that I think about it. One of my biggest pet peeves is when a product name is spelled all kooky for

After a long night of drinking or-even worse-drinking games that involve the infamous red cups, you're going to need a strong cup of joe to perk you up and pull you out of that hungover haze. Personally, I would not want to see another one of those 1

Nutella. It came out of nowhere (okay, Italy is somewhere) and took the chocolate-loving world by storm. Sure the right way to enjoy it is with your greedy little fingers, but in case you want to branch out from that, there's something good coming yo

I have serious issues when it comes to cutting cake for guests. Maybe it's because I've never been any good at geometry. Or maybe it has to do with the fact that when I'm at home, I just eat the whole thing. Before I host another birthday party for m

Get your head out of the gutter, I'm talking about cooking here. Now that I have a family to feed, I spend a lot of time peeking at recipes on my phone while I'm in the kitchen. I'm just one rinse away from sending it on a lengthy cup of rice vacatio