Randy Clemens, author of The Sriracha Cookbook brings us Gourmet Sriracha Salt. The spicy seasoning is a dehydrated mixture of Sriracha sauce, kosher salt, garlic powder, and cayenne pepper. The product site claims the stuff tastes just like Sriracha

This is the Blue Ridge Camping Hammock sold by Lawson. But it's not just a hammock, oh no! It can also be used as a ground tent. For one. Sounds... depressing. Nothing sadder than getting wild in the wild by your damn self. The thing only weighs 4-po

Because nothing says "Thug Life" like a novelty ice cube tray, Home Clever is selling this Hip Hopsicle Ice Cube Tray. There are 4 shapes in the mold - a boombox, microphone, turntable and a dolla-dolla bill sign. The product site claims that these i

Like bicycling? Have a death wish? Then you definitely want this Bike Mount Holder for the iPhone! It attaches directly to your bicycle handlebars and distracts you with the ability to text while you drive into oncoming traffic. Ah yes, I can see it

A while back author and apparent weiner-juice enthusiast Paul Photenhauer gave us Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes, a cookbook with recipes using semen. But there was something missing: a cocktail to pair with those jizzy dishes.

Want to fool your friends into thinking you invested in some really great grapes for the evening? No one would suspect there would be box-style wine in a glass that features a base crafted to look like the Eiffel Tower, right? Keep shit absolutely cl

The best kind of milk is chocolate. The second best kind of milk comes from your mother's teat is the kind that's made after being contaminated with sweet, sugary cereal. But now you don't even NEED cereal to acheive that delicious taste thanks to th

You get home from work and soon after your cat greets you at the door, they are meowing for food. So what do you do? Make them work for it? Real nice. Stimulo is a cat activity and feeding station that is designed to slow down speedy eaters. I guess

OMG, Barbie be barefoot and pregant, yall! Jk jk, it's actually some kind of bizarro world Barbie doll who is capable of getting pregnant because I'm assuming she's actually got privates. Still no nipples though! Well, you know what they say: you can